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What is this newfangled "pankism"?
Pankism; a very complicated subject. On this site, we will reveal the basic components of Pankism (however, for those
curious ones out there, you can delve into Pankism's further teachings by sending $20 to us in exchange for the Bible
of Pankism, with instructional guidelines.).
So what is it???
Well, Pankism is the belief that
some of everything, alive and nonliving is composed of pancakes. Now you are still an human and this is still a
computer, but it does have some pancake.
You see, the most microscopic thing is an atom. Inside aoms are protons, electrons, and neutrons, but inside those
are quarks. Inside a quark is the most mind-boggling idea to grasp. There are actually microscpopic pancakes
inside each quark. therefore no matter how different everything is, they are still made of pancakes.
You might be wondering how different elements are formed from pancakes. You see, even thugh there are pancakes in
each atom. the amount of pancake electons, pancake protons, and pancake neutrons make up the molecule, ergo, we have
tangible objects.
We know what you're thinking, How is this possible; If everything is made out of pancakes, how was the universe
formed?
I am pretty certain that you have heard of the Big Bang. This is, of course, a scientific theory of how
the universe was formed. Pankism supports this but also realizes something that scientists dont mention. The
only things that are not made of pancakes are the cores of every planet, star, and satelite. Every one of these
things is living and has a lifespan. Over time, the excrement of these masses form on the outside of the
cores and makes the mass grow bigger. of course, this mass has tiny building blocks of life, the panka, or
tiny pancakes inside each atom. Over time, these masses became the planets, stars, and moons that you know of today.
The panka became part of everyone and that is how you grow. Similar, to the planets, stars,
and moons, the excess of all of you keeps adding on to you and making you bigger. when you reah a certain age, however, you
do not keep growing, but rather stay the same and slowly get taken away from. This is called the Adreva Effect
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