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Pankism, or Breakfastarianism, or The Church of The Syrupy
Pancake, is a way of life, a culture, a scientific perspective, and an understanding of the human situation and its effect
on the surrounding atmosphere.
Discovered in early 2006 by Professor Greg Starr, PhD, of Paris Institute
of Technology Chemistry Department and Dr. Jesse Bungle, PhD, of Harvard College Theology Department, The Church of the Syrupy
Pancake has made breakthrough recognition, rewarding Starr and Bungle with the 2007 Mary Award for Breakout Religion.
It's simple; it's infatuating; it's understandable; it's Breakfastarianism.
Pankism is a great choice for people looking for a new meaning in life.
Welcome To The New Realization of the Creation of
Life!
If you and/or your mind is of weak fortitude, we advise you, do NOT read on. This website will alter
your mind and everything you have ever believed. Yes, we know what you're thinking. Bullshit! But in fact, it is not.
This is not JUST the truth, this is the realization of all mankind, and everything around it, We will tell you of this secret
truth that you must know. Once again, to those of weak hearts and souls, do NOT proceed, unless you want to know the truth,
the actual truth.
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